The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 23, 2018

They all look like Doogie to me!

Grumpy, Frank?

someone is in his USUAL mood for his age…

It has been years since I went to the doctor for any other reason than to renew the prescription for my inhaler

I’m more than OK with it if that is the only reason I need to go for many years to come

I’m not old. All the other people are to frail and die prematurely.

My Doctor fired me!

I’ve outlived three, and my current one is over 80. Besides him, all I have are specialists who are babies.

This is a good one!

Sounds like whatever he has, has killed his last five doctors. Maybe this new one should run away fast enough to avoid becoming number six!

Best advice I got when I was younger was to find a doc near my age – more likely to empathize with aches and pains of get older ….

I knew a guy who said he changed doctors4 times until he found one who didn’t tell him to stop drinking! He also said his doctor wanted to start him on nerve pills and he told the doc that he already had more nerve than he had as* to back it up.

My PCP recently changed his listing to gerontology. Ouch!!