Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2018

Stop stuffing yourself with candy and people won’t beat you.

Hey Paco Piñata, you can hide out at my sister’s place on this week. I’m sure my niece’s birthday will be perfectly safe for you. I’m mean, it’s not like little kids like to whack papier-mâché creations filled with candy, right?

Paco needs to remember that if he is hung high enough they won’t get him; plus there is a blindfold involved.

Paco is pretty crusty on the outside. But once you get into him, he’s pretty sweet.

Larry Croc at your service……..taste like zebra?

It’s a tough life, Paco.

…As Adam Ant once sang, " Beat My Guest "!

And they’re attacking him in the most inefficient manner possible!

Sugar – Ah, honey, honey, You are my candy girl And you got me wanting you

But he’s usually such a sweet guy.

You’re not paranoid if they really are out to get you.

Probably for the best. I don’’t think Paco would be safe around Rat.

Based on the first panel I thought it was POTUS at the door.

Rat’s house is about the worst place Paco could hide. It would only be worse if Guard Duck was there with a couple grenades.

no safety here. Rat would be the first one to take a swing at him

Rat would beat him up.

Given the reasons for actor Wil Wheaton’s disappearance from social media, I think he’s in about the same emotional condition.

LOL!

Love the vids where Dad gets it from the kid swinging.

I suspect ICE is right behind him with Rats stick

looks like someone came up with this one earlier

https://www.gocomics.com/nick-and-zuzu/2018/08/22

Tell him to go to California where it is a refuge state.

I’d hate to have Piñata Abuse on my conscience. So I won’t. Break that sucker open!

There was a so-sad clip on America’s Funniest Videos where a little girl was crying her eyes out over a piñata saying “Stop hurting him, I love him!”

Paco? I thought for sure it was the president at the door!

So, Rat’s given up on giving up beer?