Pickles by Brian Crane for September 05, 2018

As if that’s not a good thing.

methinks the only stones Earl likes are skipping stones to throw along a lake

Some of the Harry Potter characters had wands with unicorn hair.

Opal, the evidence indicates you don’t learn from your mistakes.

Did she buy it from Phoebe?

Earl and Bucky Kat should get together……..

It’s your name stone Opal!

Must be Marigold’s.

Just fell off my chair, laughing… I heard my folks have a VERY similar conversation just the other day!! Oh, God… ribs are gonna be sore all day, now…

something tells me that Opal will find some way to get even!

It sounds like an opal to me. Hmmm- I wonder if there is a hidden meaning there?

Earl doesn’t crack wise often, but when he does, it’s a good one.

I’ll get in trouble, but I have to use Earls line, now.

Someone once asked my opinion of a Hawaiian shirt he was wearing. I said it looked like someone ate a box of crayolas and then threw up on him.

I don’t think that was the answer he was looking for.

Earl keeps trying to train her, but she is just a little slow. LOL

Okay Earl that’s a winner

Probably a fire opal

Unicorn droppings are worth their weight in gold!

Sometimes he can be a real jerk.

Sounds like she’s got three of the Infinity Stones. Maybe if she snaps her fingers, Earl is 30 years younger and helping out around the house.

Earl, I’m so proud of you I think I’m going to cry!

Beat him with a wise-up stick for a change: you’ve been beating him too long with the stupid stick!

I learn so much from Earl, some of which is what not to do or say. Unicorn Droppings! I’m gonna use that someday.

A friend’s eldest daughter got a job in Alaska. She sent her sister a necklace…of moose poop!

Does Sylvia or Earl know Phoebe?

This strip could be named “Pete”.