Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 17, 2018

Exactly how swift it monkey justice?

Please don’t squeeze the monkey ….

Being a monkey’s uncle this is really no barrel of monkey’s to scoff at.

Monkey Justice is the Karma of all justices.

The Justice League doesn’t hold a candle to Monkey Justice.

Monkey Justice is not only swift, but is prehensile.

You’ll be peeled sideways like a banana, your skin to drop to the ground and mingle with your own coprolites.

Beware Monkey Justice as the dental dingleberries in your future.

Meh-tdology—I for one need to discuss the law with the Monkey Bar. He is guaranteed Monkey counseling, right?

Superstitious nonsense. The biggest monkey has no worries.

Part of the onboarding process at Leavenworth.

As with 2001: A Space Odyssey, today’s strip is a social statement of the random nature of the ongoing, sideways dance, of evolution. Bask in its irony… I can’t keep this up… quick, somebody take over….

Cebus Capuchin’s say hello by sticking their their finger up your nose.

Teresa has gone apesh!t on us ….

Mike Wiped with Davy?

If wiping with you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but, wow, look how clean my donkey is.

Monkey Justice flies like monkey poop!

wipe the correct direction or the money will be all over your butt

some Lyrics from The Monkey Pokey song:

You put your left arm in

You put your left arm out

You put your left arm in

And then you shake it all about…

You do the monkey pokey

And you turn yourself around

That’s what it’s all about

…

You put your head in

You put your head out

You put your head in

And you shake it all about

…

You put your back side in

You put your back side out

You put your back side in

And you shake it all about

Monkey pokey

You do the monkey pokey

Monkey pokey

You do the monkey pokey

That’s what it’s all about

In the above, I allow your imagination to monkey about…

It is not the size of the monkey in the wipe.

It is the size of the wipe in the monkey.

From my half-vast experience, it doesn’t much matter to the biggest monkey how well you treat the smaller monkeys.

The biggest monkey is going to do whatever it pleases, unless you can somehow organize all the small and medium sized monkeys against it. Treating smaller monkeys well will help with that effort.

More like Monkey Karma. But I’m not going to mess around with this sh*tty ’toon lesson in Monkey Business. And those “monkeys” look suspiciously evolved, physically, though their minds are still in the infantile stage, still fascinated by their own poop. No left-handed compliments here. He who kens all is the Lamest!

Thw family-sized box of Monkey Wipes is on sale at the local Big Lots, two for the price of one.

That’s one small butt for a monkey, and a giant butt for monkeykind.

Now with Monkey Lotion!

Maybe the GoComics’ overherrer monkey butted Her?

Leaves and branches are becoming scarce for personal use, if in need, ask those over at the left to lend a wiping helping hand..