La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 01, 2018

Great idea, Cadet Bonespurs! Straight to the sun! Boldly go where no one has ever gone before!

From one big ball of hot gas to another!

Love the Sun God that gives free power for my house and electric cars — who knew that the Sun God, who offers solutions to both energy and climate challenges, could also be so benevolent as to offer even more solutions to this nation’s greatest threat.

ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Soon, it will be time to unleash the mankind’s most explosive fart.

Remember to go at night. Even NASA knows that. After all, they launched their solar probe at night.

If, only!

While you’re at it, remember to stare at the sun…. just like the eclipse.

GREAT IDEA! GO BIGLEY! DO IT NOW!

I gladly yield my tax dollars for that mission

I bet we could get a Go Fund Me account up to enough to buy the space ship in about 45 minutes.

Trump is toast.

If only…

Just so long as he takes his entire cabinet and Aryan loving goons with him.

We finally found a place for him! And I’m sure he’ll be thrilled to know that he got the highest TV ratings of any ship crashing into the sun!

Not only will he be the first man to land on the sun but also the last one. Just a preview of how hot his afterlife will be

Trumpettes are whining that the Neil Armstrong movie with Ryan Gosling doesn’t include the US flag being planted on the moon. Armstrong always felt it was a HUMAN achievement, not just a US one. They really take offense at the silliest things.

Go there at night when its cooler:)