Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 27, 2018

Lincoln dogs!

“Four score and seven years ago… that’s dog years, folks… "

But, can he Dance & Jive?

Let him play. Just don’t let him near ‘a play’.

Does he ride around in a Lincoln?

“Those who deny freedom to others (by putting ’em on a leash), deserve it not for themselves. Arf!”

Oh, just like my Congressman, especially the rolling over part. Except you have to wave money instead of a doggie treat.

20 score and 9 years ago…

His ruff edges are more ruffined.

I hear he’s from Gettysburg. Did you get his address?

Four paws and seven fleas ago …

Does he write his speech on the back of old envelopes?