Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 21, 2018

My favorite part was, “Maybe”.

The Illuminati are the ones who did all those illuminated manuscripts, right?

At last, someone with the true truth!

Sorry, I was so preoccupied by all the ruminations on the subject of scat (a more popular philosophical subject than deities) that I didn’t notice you’d said anything.

Could you repeat?

Eclecticism is a terrible thing to waste …!

Looks like another week of sh!t jokes.

I’ll be in a Deep State of conspiracy theories all week. Wake me when it’s over.

Not enough chiarascuro and forced perspective to be Renaissance.

Mid-era Beany and Cecil perhaps?

Looks to me like the board they snap when action is yelled by the director on location filming Hogan’s Hero’s MAYBE. What, they stole the painting and blew up a bridge?

Fringes have ruffles..Ruffles have ridges…or a Daniel Boone jacket with tassels..no fringe benefits lunatic reds..

@Larry Miller

They had all the special Crayons, yes

What doesn’t kill you can still hurt quite a bit.

I think Milord doth protest too much.

Illuminatus! = illumine not us

distracted drivers are the illimunati natzi mind control

Alas, we, the Enlightened, must categorize your screed as “of the Lunatic Fringe,” and do hereby consign you to utter inconsequentiality, exiled for life to our almost obscure domain called Froglandia, where you shall toil fruitlessly amongst the Lame, the Feckless, the Benighted, the Navel-gazers, the Fantasists, and other assorted discards from our Glorious and artful Realm, embracing not only Renaissance art but also Baroque, Rococo, Neo-Classical, and Romantic Art, though shunning the Decadent (q.v.)! Hail, Froglandia! Hail, Sr. Teresa of the Perpetual Lame!

(Cultists need not apply.)

Thank you, Rotifer. That may BE.

Maybe you are alluring to conspiracies!

All conspiracy theories are basically correct.