Lay Lines by Carol Lay for October 29, 2018

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    Ida No  about 6 years ago

    Used and disabused. Formerly married.

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    hawgowar  about 6 years ago

    Newly minted MGTOW.

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    JamesMcEnanly  about 6 years ago

    She must have been the happiest woman in prison. Arson carries a stiff penalty.

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    garcalej  about 6 years ago

    Moral of the story…….don’t allow an unfounded suspicion to destroy real trust.

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    Army_Nurse  about 6 years ago

    She failed to differentiate between responding and reacting; Responding implies you have time to ponder the issue (panel 3), whereas reacting (panel 8) is muscle memory – you just do something automatically w/out much thought beyond the time it takes to think “OMG!” Practice drills like “Code Blue’s” in hospitals, or infantry battle drills are for that purpose, to hone the skills that need to be practiced immediately, w/out time to spare.

    Of course many men resort to the “Yes, Of Course I Would.” reaction after years of practice being married to avoid what happened in panels 4, 5, 6, etc… similar to the answers to, “Do these pants make me look fat?”

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    Diat60  about 6 years ago

    Sorry, but he’s an idiot. First he gives calm, reasoned answers as to why he might not try to save her. He should have immediately said he’d run through fire, jump off mountains, dive in stormy seas, etc. etc. Then when he does rescue her, after driving her to commit an insane act (she’s an idiot too) he divorces her!

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    greatUnknown  about 6 years ago

    she is indeed the epitome of a “smoking dummy”.

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    gigagrouch  about 6 years ago

    And Steve Goodman’s take:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dTOVOPcsRs

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    Dragoncat  about 6 years ago

    Yes, Panel Eight shows him literally risking his neck to save his wife.

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    GaryCooper  about 6 years ago

    A test that didn’t involve burning the house down and almost killing Hubby might have been smarter.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 6 years ago

    “EDGAR ALLEN POE’S MONSTER MOM PROBLEM”

    Poe resurrected from the dead

    By dear departed mom’s side it is said

    DNA is of the unearthly kind so sublime

    A giant black “spider” he can be one anytime

    Halloween is every day he can see some people

    If local’s disappear and loath the night

    A giant crawling “spider” may set them aflight

    Poe is the spirit of the night forever more…

    Where is dear old mom he will find he fore swore

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