Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 03, 2018

Perhaps they’ll ketchup with each other later.

No relish?

Try it. You might like it.

All the con, dimented and hungry, saw was a piece of meat. It’s a tragic tale.

Hot Dogs – mustard and sauerkraut (Nathans or NYC Street Vendor)Hamburger – ketchup, grilled onions, pickle (White Castle)

Time for some hot and meaty foursome action!

The couples didn’t condiment each other.

Where’s the mayo?

Looks like neither relishes their mate.

Nah. Hot dogs get mustard & sweet relish. Or just sauerkraut. (Not all three.) Burgers get mustard, ketchup, dill pickles, cheese & bacon. Sometimes burgers get bacon, cheese, & a runny egg.

Truer thoughts hath ne’er been thought or spoken. Best hot dog, Chicago dog on a poppy seed bun. Best hamburger, #1/3 cooked on a flat iron grill on sesame seed bun.

I can see that, just relish the thought for the pickle they’re in. Lettuce alone they said, well you’re onion own.

The pickles are relishing this one.

where’s the relish?

This is wrong, wrong, wrong. Mustard is for hot dogs AND burgers. Ketchup is for fries only.

I this case, I into a whole out orgy on my burgers and hot dogs.

Either condiment is a mistake – along with mayo, onions or relish. If I’m splurging on red meat – I want to taste it.

Excellent, Parisi! And so apropos for Labor Day!

You can put whatever you want on whichever you want. The Bible doesn’t say otherwise.

While the Bible does mention the Hebrew Nation, it does not mention Hebrew National.

Personally, I prefer to slap 3 dogs between two burgers and call it a day.