That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 24, 2018

“It’s just a flesh wound.”

He just asked for a little off the top!

Tis not so wide as a church door…

BBBLLLEEGGGHHH!

That’s for saying “Black Panther” wasn’t the greatest movie ever

“What was that you were saying about drag acts?”

" I warned him not to look under my tunic…"

“Do I get the Ko-Ko part or not?”

Apparently based, at least to some extent, on actual history. “This shows the immediate aftermath of a summary beheading performed on the steps of the Alhambra, during the Moorish kingdom prior to the Christian Reconquista of 1492.” See https://eclecticlight.co/2017/01/14/brief-candles-henri-regnault-the-history-painter-who-became-history/.

“Then on 19 January 1871, during the second Battle of Buzenval, near St Cloud to the west of the city of Paris, he was among the defenders and was killed in battle. He was 27.”

No means NO.

Cleanup on aisle seven…

Ooopsie, it’s just a nick. It may bleed a little.

“One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

It is pink because he washed it in the blood of his enemies.

The royal barber on an ‘off’ day.

Summary Execution under the Moorish Kings of Grenada: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Henri_regnault,_esecuzione_senza_processo_sotto_i_re_mori_di_granada,_1870,_01.JPG 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting. The strip coloration image comes from the 2nd artist info URL; but, that image has been updated.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/regnault_henri.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/r/regnaul/biograph.html 

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/437384 

https://www.daheshmuseum.org/spotlight-on-july-august-2017-2 

http://encyclopedia.jrank.org/RAY_RHU/REGNAULT_HENRI_1843_1871_.html 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2025 (August 23, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

I like toga parties as much as the next guy, but this is a little harsh, even for a folk guitarist.

There can be only one.

Loyal body guard dresses up as Judith

I am not gay, I just like woman’s cloths.

you should see what they do to an accordionist !

I don’t mean to be cavalier about it, but the name is LeBron. Any other questions from the press pool?

You might dunk on Wilt Chamberlain once, but don’t try it again.

“There! That settles that argument!”

This why there’s warning stickers on hedge trimmers.

When Kanye’s friends realized that his ego had finally gone overboard.