B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 11, 2018

Groan.

And a cow that has just given birth is de-calf-anated.

Are we going to milk this one?

that’s udderly ridiculous

Chew on this for a while… Aren’t cows cud-dly?

How childish! This is un-adult-rated humour!

A lady went to a spa hotel and ordered a milk bath.

They said, “Certainly, Madame. Do you want it pasteurized?”

“Oh no,” she replied, “just up to my chin!”

I have not seen a pastured cow in years. All modern dairy farms keep them in barns all the time.

I say such a farmer is a cow-ward.

Think of all the jobs that provides. They need to gather a lot of grass.

At least we’re done with LUMA….whatever that was. These guys need to get a writer.

Stephan Pastis, since when do you write for BC?

That’s utterly ridiculous!

ARGH!

Well, I had a milk bath last night.

Pasteurized?

No, just up to my navel.

Ouch! That hurt!

He is milking this for all it’s worth.

Why did the milkmaid quit her job? Because she had no regard for the feeling of udders.

And a very messy barn.

Don’t forget the farmer who turned a cow into a pasture.

PETA is going to have a cow.

Headlines: New lawsuit in California. PETA demands cows to be pasture-ized.

I would send you ALL, but I don’t think there is a ROOM big enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Just Wonderful!

Groan all you want. He’s gettng paid for this.