Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    The upside low (no) expectations.

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    whataboytjiex2  about 6 years ago

    Keep it up pig! You are about to get run over by life! We all end up as roadkill eventually!

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    B UTTONS  about 6 years ago

    Pig, We’re impressed with the curing bacon.

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    Does this mean that Claude Monet was a very sad person?

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    I’m somehow thinking of Shania Twain’s “That Don’t Impress Me Much” song.

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    DennisinSeattle  about 6 years ago

    You go, Pig.

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    oldpine52  about 6 years ago

    You only need to impress others when you don’t impress yourself.

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    finkd  about 6 years ago

    Ignorance is bliss.

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    blunebottle  about 6 years ago

    I’m impressed, Pig- you’ve made sense for once.

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    mudleg  about 6 years ago

    “Patheticness” — not in my dictionary. (Just an observation . . . not trying to impress.)

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    dwane.scoty1  about 6 years ago

    Pastis, this one was impressive!

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    Happiness is an inside job…..

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Congratulation Pig, we are not impressed.

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      about 6 years ago

    I’m impressed with you, Pig. Good job.

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    All we need now is a pair of rose colored glasses.

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    David Wolfson Premium Member about 6 years ago

    That’s actually (a version of) a pretty profound Buddhist tenet: our suffering is caused by our attachments to things we don’t have. Nice going, Stephan. Pretty sneaky.

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    nosirrom  about 6 years ago

    My comments are not meant to impress anyone. And if you have read my comments, I’m sure you agree. ;-)

    It’s a secure person who has no need to impress others.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Pig is right this time.

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Avoid disappointment, aim low!

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    well-i-never  about 6 years ago

    I had no idea Pig was a Republican senator.

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    Herb L 1954  about 6 years ago

    Monet,Monet.Tommy James,and the Shondells?Or Billy Idol ;)

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    DCBakerEsq  about 6 years ago

    LIFE 101. Lower the bar.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Just show Pig either the News or a newspaper and his smile will turn upside down.

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    DarthRevan  about 6 years ago

    There’s some truth in that.

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Pig knows himself well (which is why you can’t accuse him of the “ignorance is bliss” fallacy). Rat’s vocabulary is suspect, but he gets the point….

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    MilesSilverman  about 6 years ago

    Excellent!

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