Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 02, 2018

Those Earthlings are a jaded lot that don’t scare easy.

Those Jovians need to be more creative.

Threats have no effect on Moms; I found that out early on.

I guess the Jupiter X-1 through X-386 robot probes also failed to get the chocolate.

It’s either back to Jupiter, or Uranus is grass!

Mom’s boring; dad would most likely play along with some clever banter.

Does not compute to either one.

“Resistance is useless!”

If you shoot that rubber dart, X-3, you’ll be in an alien stew!

EX-TER-MIN-ATE

Kids are from Jupiter, Moms are from even more far out.

“The mission has failed! Abort and return to Jupiter!”

Don’t point a gun at your mother!

I’d reward his creativity. But Just This Once. I mean, he has plenty of time in school to quash any imaginative leanings he might harbor.

She finished the chocolate days ago, didn’t she! Shove some celery in there.

He’s a month early for getting candy by wearing a costume.

Methinks that any attempt at annihilation will bring catastrophic results. .

Here comes a dart. And then a spanking.

Why would they buy that kid a dart gun?

well today’s kids doing this would have a bathroom plunger. at least he didn’t threaten to EXTERMINATE!

I’d give him some baker’s chocolate or real chocolate and let the little probe’s taste buds process that sensation.

Ah, the old appliance box. I remember it well. I spent many hours in mine.

The joy of an empty cardboard box!

Momma should be spanked!

Twilight Zone with Andy Devine,the teller of long yarns.Abducted by aliens.Andy played his harmonica.Blew out their circuits ;)

Aliens eat chocolate?

Calvin just boxed himself into a bad spot.

Last panel is me before coffee.

Jupiter is a gas giant. Big blob of gas with no hard surface, as far as we know. Molten interior? Nobody is walking around on Jupiter. LOL

The best way to get chocolate has failed

I love the “scootch, scootch”. My Dad always used that term and I have never heard it outside of our family. Thanks for the memory.

When Cartman tried that he wound up consulting on Hollywood movie plots.

“Beep. Beep. Click. I am an Infiltrator 2B unit from the planet X’plkk in what the humans call the Crab Nebula. I am imitating this human female to learn how best to undermine their society for the upcoming invasion. Chocolate does not compute.”

That should make things interesting around the house, especially when Dad comes home.

X means “experimental”.

She must be from Uranus (someone had to say it)…

I used to think that both Calvin and Hobbes were under the “robot probe” box together, but now I’m sure it’s just Calvin by himself.