Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 04, 2018

Mom has him on a high protein diet.

Susie might as well leave to another table as soon as Calvin sits down.

Bill said in the tenth anniversary book that this got C&H banned from one newspaper because this was one of the first strips to be run and they thought it would be nothing but juvenile grossout humor like this.

Not sure how he is not grossing himself out.

$3 for a piece of pizza sounds pretty good all of a sudden.

“I can even gargle it! Watch!…”

Nurse!

That’s snot good

Does anybody wonder why the imp hasn’t got any friends?

Appetite is certainly gone now!!

Calvin’s such a little charmer!

Great big gobs of…

The grosser the better, huh Calvin?

Peanut butter in school? You monster!

When my new college roommate referred to tapioca pudding as “mucus and fish eyes”, I knew we were destined to be great friends.

Don’t give him a match or his thermos will be full of mucus phelgm-be

isnt calvin the best

Being revolting is in Calvin’s blood. Someday Susie’s going to give him a good bat in the head. She’ll probably get punished—and won’t be able to explain.

he’s obviously planning on going to Wales.

I’m curious, is Calvin going to use a fork or a spoon?

At least it’s not something else…

Oh, Calvin! That’s nasty!

He drains it out of his ear each morning, and his dead brain generates more by the next morning.

Couldn’t be that bad thinking what people eats in England and North Europe

I see wedding bells in the future for Calvin and Suzie. They are polar opposites of each other! Which makes a good couple.