FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 14, 2018

Impressive…most impressive.

a horizontal hourglass? (I’m not being dumb, I’m PLAYING dumb)

It’s a Fry-Fighter.

The things a mother does for her kids!

Now, crash it into his face, Andy! And splatter a bit more sauce for realism!

If he pushes any further, pretty soon Jason’s going to find that the yolk’s on him.

Tabasco sauce for the win!

The Grease is strong with this one….

That might actually be a fun idea for making my grandchildren breakfast, at ages 9 and 10 they are getting a bit old for Mickey Mouse pancakes

What’s that? Two dabs of “Tabasco” Sauce?

You had me right up to the Tabasco sauce… then you lost me.

This is how I shall make all eggs from now on.

nice one

Looks like the old TV test signal.

Did she make up his plate that way willingly, or did he have to use Force?

Use the fork, Jason.

I want her to roar the “TIE Fighter flying by” noise! (Although the Imperial March is pretty cool too.)

He should happy that she cooked bacon. Unless it’s vegan bacon or something.

It looks like an upside down clown face…

Turn it upside down, and it’s Princess Leia.

Engage yolk drive! Fire tobasco torpedos and bacon blasters!!!!!!!

These aren’t the eggs you want. Move along.

I’m doing that

Jason just has the “hots” for Princess Leia!

You could at least say please, Jason.

Run! The TIE fighters are coming!!!