Close to Home by John McPherson for September 21, 2018

A left handed shake for a dirty deal.

It’s on the far right tonight.

I know the real reason, but I won’t ruin the joke.

Sheboygan! I knew it!

The agreement they came to turned out to be a real wiener!

5 × 8 = 4 × 10 = 40 ( See kids, algebra is used in real life)

Why they were both nicknamed Leftie.

True story!!

So that’s why!

It has to do with the baking pan for buns, you can do only four in a row. Oh, I dunno, I just made that up.

Boy Scouts with Tommy Guns???

I love it!

A hotdog already has the bun, unless Nyer is really selling just the franks. A wiener needs a bun to become a hotdog.

When I first looked at this, I thought the light bulb was the little yellow alien.

I’ve wondered when that agreement was sealed.

And then there’s soydogs. The ones I buy are usually in six-packs.

Must of been Boy Scouts, shaking hands with their left hands.

Now most hot dogs also come in packages of 8, problem solved. It sure took the hot dog people a long time to think of this solution.

For a long tome you could get smoked or Polish sausage & buns in 16 packs. “They” switched the dogs to 14.

Doesn’t anyone remember when the wieners came in packs of 12?