Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 01, 2018

NOW THERE’S a winning pick-up line for you!

If you have a past conviction and Google searches are rigged against you, does that mean that it shows the conviction or does not show the conviction?

As they should be!

My first thought was YEAH Victoria. Then I thought, where’s his orange hair and then where are the judge’s robes. Is it a Shirley Temple or is it spiked with a little extra?

It’s just beer. He always has beer. He likes beer—lots and lots of beer. Like all the boys and girls drink, keg after keg. Do you like beer? He does. Yes, he likes beer.

Lad is primed for rejection.

What a Yahoo!

A vast number of negative materials.

Rick Santorum?

Smiley’s thought bubble, circa 1958: “Fast, loose and available.”

Contemporary reality: she is figuring out what it will take to buy the building on her iPad.

“But…but…but…just because I’m a lying scumbag, that doesn’t mean that Google has to actually TELL everyone that! Google MUST be rigged…just like the election, and the F.B.I., and the Media…”

I swear I’m not the level 3 “John Doe” on the sex offender’s registry.

kind&kinder: 100 kegs or bust, those kids had lots of disposable income. never blacked out, only went to sleep. right yeah…

In order to do a Google search, she will need at least his name and a few pieces of personal information (to winnow out information about HIM from all the other fellows with his name).

Or can she snap a quick photo and Google him using that?

Ask for him saying he never blacked out you can black out without passing out and still run around the world and do whatever it is you wanted to do without remembering it didn’t mean it didn’t happen

Oooh! Sounds like alimony is in your future!

Google searches are rigged. They’re rigged to show you what your search history indicates you’re most interested in. That’s why so many people simply can’t believe what they’re hearing from “the other side”, because everybody they know or hear about obviously agrees with them.

But he’s positive. He’s “The keg is half full” kind of guy! According to SNL…

Like a certain douche-bag president?

#Metoo

Since I’ve been married 35 years….this time, so just a question to the younger generation; Do guys really still send girls drinks at bars? It’s been a while for me…I thought maybe there was another custom by now.;-)

Judge Kavanaugh, I thought you didn’t drink. Oh, wait, I forgot — you really like beer!

All google searches are rigged, no exceptions.