Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2018

A relationship based on honesty.

Goat and Pig’s cup handles both change direction in the last panel.

See how you can be nice to supporters of POTUS?

Depends on how self-aware people are, Goat.

That will only work on Pig.

Rat some of us accept you for the arse you are……Croc Power !

I accept you for the vermin you are, Rat. No wait, I don’t. Die, you harbinger of plagues!

I accept you, Goat, for the delicious mutton chops you are. And I accept you too, Pig, for the delightful pork chops you are. And Rat.. Um.. Just get lost, ya rodent!

Rat, the King of Tolerance!

I think the kindest thing you can do for other people s to (really) listen to them.

it is also very hard.

Not with, Pig, at least

LIFE HACKS. Set the bar low enough and you’ll never be disappointed.

That’s awesome! I need to remember that line.

I accept myself for the idiot that I am, and expect no less of others.

The kindest thing anyone’s done for me is drop a $100 bill in a convenience store for me to find.

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn, is to love, and be loved in return. — eden ahbez

Pig is pathetic. Rat is Rat. Goat seems out of place with those other two. Maybe he’d rather work in Cathy, or For Better Or Worse , or maybe even Mary Worth! Release Goat from his contract, Cartoon-Boy!

I.D.I.O.T.

I – Independent; D – Dreamer; I – Idealistic [and] O – Optimal; T – Thinker

The kindest thing we can do for another person is to doubt all gossip and rumours until we have proof.