Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 18, 2018

…and beer.

I, myself, need to be young, rich, and in love. Two of those are impossible and lottery tickets aren’t helping with the third.

Yeah, I’ll go for pizza, too.

Miss…..Order for four pizzas please. Oh and a pitcher of beer too,please. Well I’ll have a meat lovers. You’ll have to ask them for theirs.^

Marijuana is legal. The pizza will be required but the rest of the list will seem to be fulfilled somehow.

Hmm…a very merry veggie pizza?

With anchovies, please.

Page of Coins.

But don’t you love, respect and accept pizza? I’d call that a total success.

Pizza omnia vincit!

Had a Hawaiian pizza in Waikiki once. For a moment, life was good.

…and sports. Pizza, beer and sports. And man toys(drones, latest gadgets, large flat screen TV, etc). Pizza, beer, sports and expensive man toys. And steak. Pizza, beer, sports, toys and steak. And super fast internet. Pizza, beer, sports, toys, steak and Internet…and on and on and on.

“A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth!” (obscure music reference quiz…)

Take what you can get.

Wrong question. Ask “What can I give in my life?” Then “Love, Respect, Acceptance.” is an answer over which one has complete control.

Beer is dear and nothin’ beats a pizza…

All you really need out of life is food, sex and air.

Pig, your reality is showing.

Me, too, Pig!

Pizza is good. And I don’t care to get my hopes up too much for those other things Pig mentioned….

Go for the cheeeeese.