Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 17, 2018

Apparently Tiki’s sister isn’t the only one who’s slow.

P1, The Jefferson QB prepares to pass the tiny Nerf football as they run the old Statue of Liberty play.

P2, No wonder, Tiki is wearing the same watch as the Jefferson QB.

P3, And with that, I’ll have yet another drink.

P1 & P2 Is this a day game or a night game??!! Or did the play take so long to develop that they turned the lights on between the snap and the release of the ball-need to get more pressure on the passer Gil. You can bet they’ll be talking about this call at the Bucket tonight.

In all reality, come on Marty stay awake for the exciting finish to this game . Pass interference , automatic 10 yard penalty and first down. Jefferson sets up on the Milford 31. The Jefferson’s are move in on up !

After a long hiatus, the aliens return to observe Valley Conference football. Marty seems docile and content. The victim of an earlier internal probe.

Good thing that the players have helmets since the lights are falling out of their stanchions on to the field;

Well, I’m sure after Jefferson’s late touchdown tomorrow to win it we can look forward to the punter comparing it to some obscure movie.

Hey Punter- get in the endzone in case there’s a quick kick on the next play!

The punter will get sacked in the end zone, resulting a safety and a 22-21 victory over MHS, showing that Gil has once again outsmarted himself. Perhaps Bolek will compare this to North Dallas 40.

I’d have more respect for the kid if he started comparing their games to scenes from “The Waterboy”, “The Longest Yard”, “Three Little Pigskins”…