Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 23, 2018

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    alaskajohn1  about 6 years ago

    That’s Muzak for you.

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    MyWord  about 6 years ago

    “Candy Man” would drive ME away.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Don’t forget “Girl from Ipanema.”

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    Just roaming around JFK with a tape recorder — not at all suspicious behavior.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 6 years ago

    Resourceful

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Muzak™ is really death by innocuousness. It’s eephus music, just like the eephus pitch. Quoth Rip Sewell, thrower of the eephus, “Eephus ain’t nothin’.”

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Those songs can’t be muzak. I was almost 30 when those came out. Hey, you calling me a geezer? I’m incensed! Has anybody seen my picket sign?

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    dadoctah  about 6 years ago

    “See the tree, how big it’s grown….”

    “There’s a port on a western bay….”

    and if that doesn’t do the trick:

    “It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears….”

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I read of some store playing opera to keep the kids out.

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    2peabody1  about 6 years ago

    I hated them back then.

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    Pocosdad  about 6 years ago

    “We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun….”

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    e.groves  about 6 years ago

    I suggest recording the music that’s played when you’re on hold.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member about 6 years ago

    now I have (*^)#%^@ Candy Man stuck in my head!

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    mourdac Premium Member about 6 years ago

    WMDs: Weapons of Manilow Destruction

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    Diat60  about 6 years ago

    Oh God but I’m old. I LOVE all those songs and can’t stand present day ones.

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    gantech  about 6 years ago

    “I got an brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand new key…”

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    jakko1  about 6 years ago

    A restaurant here in my town plays incessant contemporary country music, fortunately on a low volume. Always the same slow beat and nasal twang. It’s a depressing and mournful sound, actually a form of kitsch.

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    Adiraiju  about 6 years ago

    Those were all in the Dave Barry survey of the worst songs in the world. The winner of that survey was “MacArthur Park”, followed by "Yummy Yummy Yummy (I got love in my tummy) and “Having my Baby”

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    Masterskrain  about 6 years ago

    “It’s a small world after all…”

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    JanBic Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Candy Man was about drug dealers (very thinly disguised).

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  about 6 years ago

    Great caution must be used when applying Barbra Streisand’s “People” because it could easily cause people to buy drugs so that they can OD.

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    kauri44  about 6 years ago

    I’ve never heard Muzak in an airport, just the occasional TV news station in the waiting areas.

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    Bucinka  about 6 years ago

    I had a dentist who used to play smooth jazz, which I also like. He was pretty cool. Another time he put on an Orioles-Red Sox game on TV so I could watch while he was reconstructing my chip.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Mike, don’t forget Chicago’s greatest hits. The side with the mellow ones.

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    Lablubber   about 6 years ago

    He’s the poetry mannn…

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I do have to confess a perverse affection for “MacArthur Park.” I once got the meet the writer, Jim Webb. It is a weird song, though.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Guffawed out loud!!

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    Squoop  about 6 years ago

    Noooooooooo not Silly Love Songs, oh please dear god make it stop!

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    finnygirl Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I don’t like Muzak, but I prefer even the worst songs to when companies put their sales propaganda in my ears when I’m on hold. By the time they quit jabbering when somebody answers the call, I’ve practically forgotten what I’m calling about!

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    finnygirl Premium Member about 6 years ago

    By the way, GREAT comments, everybody! I have been laughing my head off!

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member about 6 years ago

    And, of course:

    “Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow! — "

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    bryan42  about 6 years ago

    “Someone left my cake out in the rain”

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