That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 05, 2018

“Wow, I can’t believe how cheap I got this from that old lady at the yard sale.”

Back in the day before TV, goblet watching was a big hit.

The problem with being a hermit like Wallingford, is that you have to throw your own birthday parties.

(After drinking from it) “Oh wow man! Did you ever really like, actually LOOK at this cup?”

“It’s not worth more than £2 – it’s a reproduction. I’ll give it as a wedding present.”

Buzzzzzz. Hey look. I think the dog got some secondhand.

A great high is the Holy Grail for most stoners…

What?

I just don’t know if this is worth waiting in that long line at Antiques Roadshow.

Alfred Cann invented the metal beverage container, then realized, he couldn’t open it.

The hoarding was never a real problem until the can collecting started.

Finding the Made in China marking

Never buy a beer stein on Ebay.

“Oh, here’s the use-by date. Uh-oh. I don’t think I feel too good.”

“Alas, poor Yorik…..I knew him, Horatio….” wait..what?

Antiques Roadshow – The Prequel

Hmm…clearly not the Holy Grail. Well, at least I have a piece of the True Cross.

Dog: “If he doesn’t take me out soon, I’m going to pee all over his portfolio.”

Joseph Mayer: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:William_Daniels_-_Joseph_Mayer_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://oxfordindex.oup.com/view/10.1093/benz/9780199773787.article.B00046551 

http://www.art-science.com/WDaniels/index.html 

both have info (the second extensive, including what its links point to) about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s indirectly pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2054 (October 4, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Looks like the chalice from the palace with the brew that is true.

Joseph considered himself a collector, but everyone else knew he was a hoarder.

Portrait of the artist, Mr Melcher, pondering the significance of “less is more,” and should he feature himself in the next “moments of phallic portraiture.”

Life? Who needs a life when one can have…things.

“Eat me? Drink me? What’s next?”

This guy clearly lives alone – his bachelor pad is a dump!