Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 24, 2018

Earlier Andre acted like he barely knew Joe Bolek. Now they’re inseparable. Amazing what a bond can form over stalking a teammate.

Inquiring minds want to know…

P1, I thought we did the concussion story last year but now it’s starting to sound like Tiki may have taken a few too many shots to the head.

P2, So now Mr. Hollywood is all of a sudden an expert on football talent, eh?

P3, Wouldn’t want to get caught up in some very special loofa time.

Didn’t something like this happen before, where a teammate made up a fake address which caused the Hardy Boys to investigate?

P2 – Unrealistic, he should be saying “True dat!”

In all reality , P 1 Way too much makeup Andre ,get rid of the lipstick and eye shadow .

8 days without a movie reference. Does that mean that story line is over? With “Where’s Tiki live” focus so dumb; I kind of miss it.

I bet his sister is a special needs student.

So do these two mutts turn this into Spy vs. Spy?

It appears that they’ve punted the foreign film lover’s storyline.

Going back to the cinema theme, she could be Sister Carrie or she’s Sister Sara and is slowed by her 2 Mules.

In all realty , Google Earth shows the Our Lady of Perpetual Punish Orphanage at the address Tiki gave . Tike is an orphan and the slow sister he refers to is a 98 year old nun who insists that everyone have a hot breakfast before school. Tiki just made up the story about a slow fifth grade sister .

Bad enough Tiki now sports a Milford Monk. Now these two dunderheads are sleuthing their way to an uncomfortable situation for The Torch.