Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 29, 2018

The truth is in the felling.

I never drank so much that I couldn’t remember anything. That statement might be false, but it’s not perjury, because I can claim that I don’t remember.

I expected the advertising signs to be more persuasive.

The look and the clasping hands of the purveyor give me chills.

He is out of stock for the “I don’t recall” excuses; Jeff Sessions used them all.

The last item on the truck’s sign (although obscured) is, I think, " ‘Complete BS’. Seems only right to me.

Today’s special is self-righteous indignation.

Did Rudy find a new job?

It’s a diet truck. The truth no longer has weight.

He’s also out of “false accusations” and “pie in the sky promises”.

With engine running, the truck emits particularly noxious fumes.

Plausible perjury denial: The “fake news media” is responsible, not me! Must be plausible, our “fake” President uses it all the time and, like good little lemmings, we believe him.

Looks like a Ford truck.

Rhetoric, the are of making the worse case sound the better, as related by Plato.

This is the logical result of religion, which teaches people that absolute truth can only be had when there’s not a shred of evidence to support it.

How about “Plausible accusation denials” or “presumption of innocence?”

Bet ya’ they sell beer at that one, too.

Perjury?

It’s OKAY If A Republican Does It!

Can we move on?

“My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go.” - Fratricidal King Claudius to Hamlet. Hamlet (III, iii, 100-103)

This truck is also available for all Senate Investigations and State Trials.