Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 02, 2018

hmmmm… juris(im)prudence.

my advice: bring a hardhat.

The ones that are really afraid are the juries that can’t reach a decision.

Wish the judge would use that on prosecutors and defense attorneys who can’t describe a crime scene to save themselves. Makes it hard on juries.

I would be careful if asked to approach the bench.

Judge Ellis of Manafort trial fame. Part time old geezer most of the time defense attorney from the bench is that you?

They still call him the “hanging judge” because calling him the “banging judge” got too many giggles in the courtroom.

I take it Wiley lost a court case once? Maybe?

Ever hear of Judge Roy Bean?

Check out the old-school court reporter.

COMIC STRIP – remember – HUMOR, joke?

I think I’d prefer Absence of Mallet…

Good lawyers know not to walk in The Well.

Following the Maxwell’s Silver Hammer incident, the judge decided that good guys should have hammers, too.

Now I’ve got the urge to watch Monty Python court sketches

With mallets towards none.

Need ’Maxwell’s Silver Hammer’ to correct this situation…https://www.bing.com/search?q=Beatles+Maxwell%27s+Silver+Hammer&go=Submit&qs=ds&form=QBLH

Thor got Old and became a Lawyer, then later became a Judge so he could have an excuse to use Mjölnir once in a while.

Judge Roy Bean’s great-grandson.

Judge won’t “kill” you, just bonk bonk on the head!

Well, the judge doesn’t have any more lawyers showing contempt for the court.

Judge Roy Bean?

My teacher has a long arm she uses to twist my ear!

Long handle of the law….

non sequitur – it does not logically follow from a preceding action or statement.