Pickles by Brian Crane for November 10, 2018

She just hurt my feelings. Does that count?

oh, how redundant, Opal

Just leave them be. Snowflakes will be snowflakes.

And another social justice warrior is born

Don’t judge me! That offends me!!!

Well that just about sums it up :-)

If the computer is making you mad, Opal, get away from it.

It seems a lot of people don’t wake up just waiting to be offended, they actively seek it out

Well, this comic offends me…

Everybody here should just relax and watch the New York Giants. They have no offense.

What amazes me is that people think they are owed something because they have. been offended. There is no law that says we have the right to not be offended. We choose whether or not to be offended.

Welcome, Pearl, to the United States of the Offended.

I usually see myself in Earl. Today, I’m with Opal. The difference between me and ‘snowflakes’ is my willingness to accept the rights of others to offend me.

In the immortal words of Julius Henry Marx, “Whatever it is, I’m against it.”

Anybody else see the story about the Dutch guy who is petitioning his government to be declared 49 instead of sixty-something? His support is that age is “fluid.” It’s pretty funny. . .

Late at night: “Shut it down & come to bed, dear.” “I can’t. Someone is wrong on the Internet.” Great one from xkcd!

Triggered! And I always thought a trigger was part of a gun. Now it’s a snowflake term.

You’d better be tough as nails or you will wilt on the internet. Oh and don’t be too inclined to anger and such.

Freedom of speech is also the freedom to offend people. If you are on a continuous search to be offended, you will likely always find what you are looking for; even when it isn’t there.

My favorite tee-shirt: “I didn’t mean to offend you. That was just a bonus.”

Trolls, Maybe?

well opal everyonehas their own rights to say what they like!!

“I consider the day lost that I don’t catch Hell about something”