Endtown by Aaron Neathery for October 29, 2018

Whoa! Something that will never give a sucker (or a candy cane) an even break!

A shark or the tail of an airplane?

Land shark!

That looks to me like a VERY large cake knife.

Marx takes his own sweet time.

Cake shark. Wanna bite?

sugarland shark!

Good thing it’s not Cheeseland. Just think of the smell from cutting all that cheese.

Sugar shark??!

I’ve heard of “cutting the tension with a knife”, but, now “cutting the FENCING with a knife”???

is it a tooth?

One day, stuff is going to make sense and I’m going to be absolutely shocked. That day isn’t today though.

Big ass Sweet Tooth!

…and ever since I saw the movie versions of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I’ve had nightmares about falling into the chocolate river..and then being attacked by a shark.

Candy Gram

He can’t hear you, Wally, he’s got his head up his posterior.

I have some of the big jaw breaker candies ready for Halloween hand out. And my brother is talking about dressing his son up as a lollipop, which is causing me a bit of headache. I mean, I have to be so careful about the number of candies I toss in his treats bag. After all, I always say “never give a sucker an even breaker.”

Landshark?

Is that a knife or a tooth? I’m torn either way. Of course, so will they, shortly.

Oooohhkaaayyy. That’s different.

Land shark?

Somebody crossed a shark with a shai hulud.

There’s a symbol on the front of that thing. Interesting. A nrw faction maybe??

And while Wally screamed aloud to Marx,

The sweet tooth tore up the whole park

Or maybe ’twas a huge land shark

The day the ‘boychick’ died.

Apologies to Mr. McLean. FWIW Marx does not seem too concerned by this turn of events.

The sand sharks of Mars otherwise known as “The Invisible Enemy” in OL, 2nd season guest starring Adam West.

Land Shark! I’m selling knives today!

Being in color and the candy is the exact opposite of the arc that just ended it looks Almost a normal cartoon, different places familiar faces, and we know one or both are dreaming.

Let them eat cake… At least its a solution to Endtown’s food problems, as layered as they are.

Aaron Marx is a traveller in many universes. The Endtown universe is just one of these, and Marx has a special fondness for the (very improbable) fact its inhabitants have turned into adorable animals. I presume there is an (even more improbable) universe in which everything is candy. This gingerbread man is actually the Aaron Marx of Candyland. In that case, as it’s impossible for the inhabitants to be both biologically plausible organisms and baked confectionery, there must clearly be another definition of reality, let’s say metareality. Follow?Hold on to your seats, folks, methinks this is going to be some wild ride into an expanded consciousness. But it’ll be well worth it. The trip is just beginning.

Growing up in the sixties I was warned about “expanded conciousness”. Gotta watch out for that “LDS”, Bill….

If, as AM says to his confectionery alter ego, “Your troubles are over”, is it logical to infer that somebody else’s are just beginning? Looking at you Wally…. ;-)

Swedish Fish (Shark)

Daniel 7:8 …and, behold, in this horn were eyes like the eyes of man, and a mouth speaking great things. [Old Testament Bible, King James Version KJV] Since the horns were on top of a great beast, the little horn with a big mouth was not so little.

It’s a vermicious knid.