Holmes and Watson were killed by an anarchists bomb as they were getting ready for bed. When they arrived at this place, they were refused entry. “Why?” asked Holmes. To which Watson replied, “No shirt, Sherlock!”
Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked I shall return there. The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord.” -Job 1:21 (NASB)
Wiley’s most “realistic” sight gag about Christianity (and Judaism) so far, I think.
Strange that I’m listening to Paul McCartney’s new album as I read this, and I’ve got to the song where he sings, “I’ve been naked since I’ve been born.”
somebodyshort almost 6 years ago
The real joke is giving St Pete the full Monty
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Holmes and Watson were killed by an anarchists bomb as they were getting ready for bed. When they arrived at this place, they were refused entry. “Why?” asked Holmes. To which Watson replied, “No shirt, Sherlock!”
Dtroutma almost 6 years ago
But the story I’ve heard is we come in and go out in our birthday suits.
Bilan almost 6 years ago
I guess this means we all lose our names after we die and become Montys.
GreasyOldTam almost 6 years ago
What, we don’t get golden robes?
Watcher almost 6 years ago
He should of never died naked.
Aussie Down Under almost 6 years ago
I think he has it covered.
the lost wizard almost 6 years ago
He always had reservations about this place.
Lenavid almost 6 years ago
It’ll take him forever to get it…
Aaberon almost 6 years ago
For a brief moment that podium looked like an outhouse.
Nyckname almost 6 years ago
“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.” ~ Voltaire
dot-the-I almost 6 years ago
The quality of a joker is in direct proportion to the length of time before having his face punched in by the target.
tripwire45 almost 6 years ago
Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked I shall return there. The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord.” -Job 1:21 (NASB)
Wiley’s most “realistic” sight gag about Christianity (and Judaism) so far, I think.
Linguist almost 6 years ago
Guess he’ll just have to “grin and bare it” ?
DanFlak almost 6 years ago
Who wore it better?
Amra Leo almost 6 years ago
S/he/it does have quite a sense of humor…
vics_machine Premium Member almost 6 years ago
If you would like to see what happens when you arrive at the other place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91DSNL1BEeY
smgray almost 6 years ago
Aha, the naked truth
Herb L 1954 almost 6 years ago
Going down?
Rev Phnk Ey almost 6 years ago
This raises the questions, are there shopping malls in the afterlife and if so, are they cash only?
rabizar almost 6 years ago
He’s just a dick anyway
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
Formal attire is required.
marilynnbyerly almost 6 years ago
Keep Heaven beautiful. Put your clothes back on!
khcm1157 almost 6 years ago
Only wanting the naked truth.
nosirrom almost 6 years ago
So if you show up in a shirt and shoes with no pants you get in?
Ermine Notyours almost 6 years ago
Strange that I’m listening to Paul McCartney’s new album as I read this, and I’ve got to the song where he sings, “I’ve been naked since I’ve been born.”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
I am one of the few who are comfortable naked. Or as the French say, nude. Very very habit forming.
Call me Ishmael almost 6 years ago
I hope you don’t live in Normandy !
Bryan Farht almost 6 years ago
Naked skin is no longer in fashion, since Maria introduced the #MeToo movement.