Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 17, 2018

The real joke is giving St Pete the full Monty

Holmes and Watson were killed by an anarchists bomb as they were getting ready for bed. When they arrived at this place, they were refused entry. “Why?” asked Holmes. To which Watson replied, “No shirt, Sherlock!”

But the story I’ve heard is we come in and go out in our birthday suits.

I guess this means we all lose our names after we die and become Montys.

What, we don’t get golden robes?

He should of never died naked.

I think he has it covered.

He always had reservations about this place.

It’ll take him forever to get it…

For a brief moment that podium looked like an outhouse.

“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.” ~ Voltaire

The quality of a joker is in direct proportion to the length of time before having his face punched in by the target.

Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked I shall return there. The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord.” -Job 1:21 (NASB)

Wiley’s most “realistic” sight gag about Christianity (and Judaism) so far, I think.

Guess he’ll just have to “grin and bare it” ?

Who wore it better?

S/he/it does have quite a sense of humor…

If you would like to see what happens when you arrive at the other place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91DSNL1BEeY

Aha, the naked truth

Going down?

This raises the questions, are there shopping malls in the afterlife and if so, are they cash only?

He’s just a dick anyway

Formal attire is required.

Keep Heaven beautiful. Put your clothes back on!

Only wanting the naked truth.

So if you show up in a shirt and shoes with no pants you get in?

Strange that I’m listening to Paul McCartney’s new album as I read this, and I’ve got to the song where he sings, “I’ve been naked since I’ve been born.”

I am one of the few who are comfortable naked. Or as the French say, nude. Very very habit forming.

I hope you don’t live in Normandy !

Naked skin is no longer in fashion, since Maria introduced the #MeToo movement.