The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 09, 2018

Go with “McLovin” and they’ll be so bemused by the name they won’t check the age.

His looks are certainly not apeeling.

Pickled Bananas? That’s something new.

She’s a smarter apple than to fall for that one,

With that color, he’s definitely not mature.

Get back, Banana Cat.

Your actual age on your ID card. Of course, what’s suspicious about that?

Better try a different plan-tain, kid.

He should know they don’t serve bananas in Scranton Pa.

But bananas ripen so quickly. He’ll probably be yellow by the time he opens a can.

Reminds me when my buddies and I would argue over who looked the oldest.Four or five guys drinkin’ on a quart. Big time hustlers back then.

It’s the glasses that sunk him.

I’m guessing this place only sells hard cider?

Could have gotten away with Pete Plantain.

His brother is Ben Nana.

Actually, I don’t get the joke!

I wonder what Nana Nana must think of her Grandson?

Where can I buy that triple-x beer?! Looks better than even Duff Beer!

Better split kid.

You ain’t ripe, kid!

Should have gotten his older friend Beau to buy it for him.

I remember reading a news story several years ago, 2 guys thought they were having the luckiest day of their life, they were visiting a local beach next to a state campground and met 2 teenage girls who agreed to party with the boys at their campsite if the boys provided the drinks. Since the boys were underage they needed someone to buy for them so they approached 2 guys parked outside a liquer store and asked them to buy for them, offering them a garbage bag full of cans and bottles to cover the price. The 2 guys looked at each other and then pulled out their wallets to show the boys their badges. The 2 boys apparently found someone to buy for them because later that night they were caught trying to sneak into the alcahol free state campground with a case of beer.

" Tolerance, is better served with a doubled measure of patience" (Anonymous)

That clerk must be older than he looks — he’s not buying the green banana….

His real name is Beau, not Bob.

Very clever! Had to read it twice but then it clicked!