Pickles by Brian Crane for November 29, 2018

Ew! Dog germs, I’ve been poisoned!!

I guess that’s one reason I nor my grandparents never owned a dog.

Nelson: “It worked, Roscoe! High five!”

Tough decision – Roscoe or Grandmother? Wait until he’s older and has two girlfriends.

It’s a dog thing :-)

“Their mouth is cleaner than ours”!

“Dog lips on my lips!” What’s up with Nelson? Does he ever live with his parents?

Somewhere Lucy is saying “Hey, that’s my shtick!”

I don’t allow lip kisses either. Opal is right-we both know what the dog does with his tongue

Wow. Amazing. One time, a dog ate what I hope is mud. I tried asking him, and in response, he licked me. I took a shower right after that.

Who kisses their grandma on the lips? Who would want to? I’d say Nelson just got a reprieve.

Saved by the dog.

Love the look on Roscoe Ha Ha

Cat ladies have high standards… Nelson on the other hand now knows how to avoid those sloppy grandma kisses.

I wish everyone would get it through their heads that mouth-to-mouth kissing is only for Significant Others & other Romantic Interests – not for grandmas & especially not for sloppy people like dogs & small children!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/08/01/mans-legs-hands-amputated-after-dogs-lick/877895002/

Oh, kiss my grits, Opal.