Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 07, 2018

Oh, what thing does he need, but not want to search through her purse in order to get it?

Of course he’s scared. If he messed up the purse, he’s toast!

Thankfully, my wife won’t let anyone touch her purse!

Best to have the Mrs. locate said item after all it’s her duffel bag :-)

I learned at an early stage of my life that going into a woman’s(regardless of her relation to you)purse is something that is NEVER,(I repeat)NEVER done ! ! ! !

Dump the whole thing out on the kitchen table and find what you need. You’ll never be asked to do it again.

watch out your fingers don’t gush into one those used kleenexes wadded up in there

Had a High School Physics teacher dump a girls purse out during a discussion on physical space. He stated only a woman can violate this law. He was totally embarrassed when two tampons fell out. Didn’t do it in succeeding classes.

I’ve been long enough to know that I take the purse to my wife to find the aforementioned object.

But, first you have to find the purse.

Easier.. quicker and safer, just go out and buy a new.. whatever she want you to get out of her purse.

Yup, bring it to her & let her dig through & find what you need. She’ll probably do it in about 1/10 of the time it would take you – & much more neatly!

It’s right next to the kitchen sink in the 4th pocket back from the 5th latch.

But where would men be without it? A purse is fashion’s answer to ensuring that a woman’s shape isn’t distorted by pockets and things in pockets. Also, a purse is where a husband keeps all those extra things he can’t or doesn’t want to carry in his pockets — such as glasses, sunglasses, keys, the book he reads while he waits in the car for her to do the shopping, gum, motel confirmations, water bottles, and coins received in change. The purse also serves as the child minder, carrying extra snacks, toys, clothing,