Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 15, 2018

In all reality , First ask the question , Okay will the Thorp Kids appear on the Christmas Billboard Gil and Mimì are having put up ? Now knock me over with your answers !

P1 And then grab them by the balls!

P1, Okay, here goes. What does this have to do with basketball season?

P2, So the Fist Of Justice is going to knock over the billboard?

P3, Competitive eating? Is there no end to Rick Soto’s talents? Watch out, Joey Chestnut!

P2: Marty Moon is often easy to knock over, with an answer, question, feather

P3: That’s nothing, I can eat 50 eggs

The answer will be yes or no, presumably no. Why would that knock anyone over?

Bitsy is consistently our featured comment because she asks/begs the question. The Thorpaholics primarily knock Marty. And Gil’s Don Draper like comings and goings.

Three Banana Splits. Soto will need a Water Pik to get the fur out between his choppers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeSP1mCdkWU

That burly, barfing, hurling Soto! I’d pass too.

I think the question is can they get a damn barber is this town. Mediocrity is being kind.

P2: Rock beats Paper? Dr. Frasier Crane was right.

P1: “Oh powerful billboard! We worship you. Prepare to accept this human sacrifice!”

P2: Why do I have the feeling that the answer will not be anywhere close to exciting?

P3: Speaking of passing, don’t go near the boy’s bathroom when Soto starts passing those splits.

I suppose the answer that will knock ‘em over is: "No, it’s not."

…Is Soto the huge, beastly bulging man or was that cousin Eddie?

Panel one Chef Robert Irvine shows up to help with “Comic Strip Impossible”. (for the record my wife watches that and I hate that show)

Next billboard reads: There’s nothing mediocre about Joe’s Better than Average Burgers

p-1: Maxwell holds up the Screen of Invisibility

p-2: Rats, missed the fly, again!

p-3: He knows when to pass, but does he know when to shoot?

A question? 3 Little Words that’s what I need to hear.

Why is this guy so disgruntled (we’d all be better is we stayed gruntled)? Is he an ex-player, a family member of a former player, a former rival? Marty’s love child? I need to know his motivation.