Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 18, 2018

The witch won’t be happy, but Rapunzel sure will be.

“Great! Now I can go out and get that pixie haircut I’ve always wanted!!”

Can Santa deliver lawyers to people who were wrongly convicted?

For a second there I thought ol’ Santa had a bit on the side.

Unfortunately, Rapunzel was 92 by the time Santa got around to her list.

A very fractured fairytale – GO FOR IT!!

Turns out funky Rapunzel gets down!

Hmm… there are only four of them, not eight, and from the antlers they’re probably moose, not reindeer.

The colors are very well done today. Do the reindeer look a bit like moose today?

What? no bears in the woods around the tower??

A yes, a man to liberate her from this phallus…

I wonder if that’s a Rose Suchak Ladder?

I just got a kick out of seeing the reindeer trying to balance in the tree.

Didn’t take long for this one to reach the ‘low’ point

Justice ain’t necessarily Fair

Watch it, Santa – don’t actually touch her, or “yule” wind up facing charges.

Man, there must be some amazing geometry inside Santa’s bag if that ladder fit in it.

Bears, kitties, now Wiley reindeer….yay!

Stupendous rewrite Wiley….I so admire your imagination!

Rescued with a ladder, but goes for a car ride with the prince, and turns Isadorah Duncan with her hair instead of a scarf. But she’s saved by becoming rootless, better off in the tower.

Mrs. Claus with her team of moose to the rescue.

I hate those Meeces,to pieces.Moose,and Squirrel ;)

I keep saying, if they build ‘the wall’, i’m opening a “Ladders’R’Us” franchise in Mexico

I fell off a ladder once!

I’d have though that she would be getting coal, after letting all those men climb up her hair.

Love this! Giving her her own way out of her prison on her own gumption and timing.

If a man can climb up Rapunzel’s hair, she necessarily had the ability to tie it to dresser or something and climb down using it. Why wait for Santa or a prince?

Note that Santa’s Sleigh has a “Hover” Mode for those residences without a Chimney.

Which also explains the Real Reason Rapunzel grew her hair so long: It was Freezing Cold in that tower and she was using the Hair to knit herself extra Blankets.

Didn’t know reindeer could perch on trees.

Wait: so if Santa is Prince Charming, does that mean that Rapunzel is Mrs. Claus . . . and always has been?

I’m thinking Lucy has a one night a year gig.