I’ve lived and camped in the wild for several weeks, sometimes months at a time, from the southwest deserts to the rainforests of the Yucatan, to the wilds of Canada including an island in a remote Canadian lake. The one thing those experiences all had in common besides adventure and fun is this…The world was my toilet, no flushing, no lines, no one knocking on the door telling me to hurry up they gotta go. The TRUE meaning of Freedom was just a concept in my mind, until that epiphany!
Considering your conduct and attitude, Ms. Danae, I’d say you’re already half-way there. Which half, I leave to the imagination although I have my own opinion.
Lucy is a young Houyhnhnm for certain. She just hasn’t displayed her metamorphic abilities yet like manifesting hands or defensive hymenoptera they can bud off from their own tissues.
Adiraiju over 5 years ago
“First, a word of warning: you’ll need more newspaper.”
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
Hey, if she ‘identifies’ as a horse, then of course you have to treat her as if she were a horse.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
Don’t ask , don’t tell .
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
Uh-oh. Might have to start watching where you step around the house soon…..ewww!
sirbadger over 5 years ago
She could take up hiking or horseback riding.
Craig66 over 5 years ago
This horse lives in the house.
Brockie over 5 years ago
Donald Trump has made the US economy his toilet, tariffs are taxes….who knew?
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
Poopy McPoopface?
okiejoe over 5 years ago
Think of the advantages — standing out in the heat in Summer and rain or snow in the Winter naked, nothing to eat but grass.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Becoming a horse might be fun for a while, but the_meal plan_ isn’t all that great
V45mikky over 5 years ago
There are people in San Francisco that think they are horses.
Lenavid over 5 years ago
Man rides horses.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
I’d gladly become a horse if it meant girls like Amy Fleming rode me on a regular basis.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
If she was a horse Dani would be an Arabian for sure.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
She can live like a horse without being a horse, but it is not the same. Perhaps trying to be a better human is the best we can do.
garcoa over 5 years ago
Lucy seems to be enjoying herself in the house now. Sleeps in a nice comfy bed.
Space_cat over 5 years ago
I’ve lived and camped in the wild for several weeks, sometimes months at a time, from the southwest deserts to the rainforests of the Yucatan, to the wilds of Canada including an island in a remote Canadian lake. The one thing those experiences all had in common besides adventure and fun is this…The world was my toilet, no flushing, no lines, no one knocking on the door telling me to hurry up they gotta go. The TRUE meaning of Freedom was just a concept in my mind, until that epiphany!
Masterskrain over 5 years ago
Danae, you are NOT a “Stable Genius”! The World can’t endure two of them…
paranormal over 5 years ago
Well, Danae IS a nag…
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 5 years ago
But the world is our toilet — all that effluent doesn’t float off into space you know…
Bookworm over 5 years ago
Considering your conduct and attitude, Ms. Danae, I’d say you’re already half-way there. Which half, I leave to the imagination although I have my own opinion.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
What does that say about us when a toilet joke cartoon generates this much conversation/comments? (Yup, finger pointed at myself, too!)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Lucy is a young Houyhnhnm for certain. She just hasn’t displayed her metamorphic abilities yet like manifesting hands or defensive hymenoptera they can bud off from their own tissues.
ElGato over 5 years ago
If she does become a horse, Trump is going to be blamed. How sad.
cabalonrye over 5 years ago
Being considered prey by anything with an appetite for meat and enough strength to bite a tendon.