Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 17, 2018

♪♫ To-niiiight… gonna have my-self a real good time… I feel a-li-i-i-iveeeeeeee… ♪♫

It’s tough being a peace-loving vampire!

Even Gary is scared of the zombies.

That’s why you shoukdn’t let pretzels accumulate between the cushions.

Don’t you just hate couch zombies?

You know who’s behind this, right?

I don’t know why Gary is scared. No brain, no pain.

Well, Gary. Perhaps your family is growing.

Ah it’s it’s Millennials !!!!

Its simply amazing what you can find in couch cushions!

Zombie to Gary, “Popcorn! Popcorn!”

Bazinga punk! Now we’re even.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23Ig-etPy0

Ship in water — no problem.

Water in ship — problem.

Zombies outside — no problem.

Zombies inside…

You know what hasn’t been done yet? Zombie ghosts! They could just walk through the walls. Oh, wait, that’s just a plain ghost!

Zombies are harmless. Its the ghomzuls that people call “zombies” that eat flesh. Zombies eat nothing and just work.

How did that get into the sofa cushions?! Take the popcorn and run for Leopold’s dungeon, Gary. It’s probably the safest place left in the house….

Arent Zombies and Vampire both Undead? Arent they related? So Gary should be ok?