Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 14, 2018

#everythingisacattoy

I’ll drop the bow ties for you, Mittens!

Easy, Mitty. That coffee thing is a real thing. Humans. Coffee. Don’t start bringing the drama until after the coffee.

Mittens, if Angie skips coffee she may forget to feed you. Do you want to go there?

Mitty, honey. If Mama doesn’t have her coffee, she might drop more than just bow ties. Ok? #dodgethecup

#floorfarfalle

I guess this is coming from someone who can’t draw a cat.

Mittens! I haven’t had time for much Catster magazine in a while. Love seeing the tux master over here now! I’ve missed you and Mitty and Grandma and Drunk Patty and Stumpy, et al.

Oh, Mitty. Never, never suggest anyone skip coffee.

One of my cats would like to bat around an uncooked bow tie. The other cat would rather it be cooked, so he can eat it.

Pasta la vista Mittens.