Pickles by Brian Crane for January 02, 2019

Just getting good.

Alfred Yankovic parodying Aerosmith much? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h25C3emB5qg

Olive loaf probably has enough preservatives to keep it going awhile longer.

We got a new Fridge and the directions said it would make strange sounds ……. and it does !

So Earl, did you actually throw out the loaf, or just shut the door?

I’m allergic (hate) olive loaf regardless of how new or old it is. Yuck!!!

Never heard of olive loaf, but I love olives … maybe I’ll give it a try

just make sure the wheeze doesn’t develop into anything worse, otherwise you may need to get a new refrigerator!

Hint: it wasn’t the fridge wheezing.

So, olive load is kinda like fruit cake. Save it until next Christmas, then pass it on to someone else. Actually, there have only been a limited number of them made. Studies show that 83% of them are still in circulation.

Who isn’t? Ugh!!!!

Why do we have three things of mustard?

It wouldn’t last that long in my fridge – yum!

That would do it. And where has Opal been? Is she nose blind?

Huh. It’s just an attention-getting device, Earl. Our does this little grumble just before it lays more ice cubes. . .I almost wanna say, “Good boy!”.

When I hear a weird noise, it sometimes takes a second or two to identify if it’s coming from the refrigerator, the air conditioning unit outside, or my stomach…