Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 14, 2018

If we had only elected his big fat gut instead of his big fat mouth.

The jury’s still out on the intelligence of his tiny little hands.

His gut has been corrupted by too many cheese burgers.

Well, anybody who disagrees with the 97% of the 10% of the 2% must be wrong, gut or no gut.

Tiny’s gut is barely up to the task of processing all his junk food. Tiny’s tiny on the other hand is obviously too small to get “up” for anything.

It’s also true that the sphincter is a stable genius…

Glaring error in 1996 panel. The unindicted co-conspirator would never precede barging in with an announcement.

His gut prefers “a full McDonald’s dinner of two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and a small chocolate shake – a total of 2,430 calories” and twice the recommended daily sodium…

How smart could it possibly be???

…and if you carry the two, there’s evidence that climate change will carry on even faster!

I’ll bet what’s really talking is all that covfefe he puts in there…

I can’t believe the young Donald would have the courage to physically bully another child. He would have his lawyers do it.

Its species has two centers of cognition. As this strip shows, the ventral cortex is the seat of abstract thinking. The cephalic cortex is the seat of autonomic functions and voluntary action. The two cortices do not interact in a coordinated manner although from time to time they communicate. How its species developed technology like space travel and tie manufacture is the subject of heated debate in the xenology community.

Some of us just have one brain in the apex area behind the main organ cluster. All 21 parts of it.

The problem is that the shirtless Vladimir Putin’s chest is FAR more intelligent than Trump’s gut and brain combined…….then again, so is the shirt!

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

So what’s this about teleporting photons?

Trump must be a real genius, since physicists have been trying for decades to achieve a GUT¤, while Trump has already had a HUGE one for quite some time.

¤ GUT = Grand Unified Theory

While the comic is great, and fun — I have to admit that I got a much bigger kick out of the idea of the Miss USA Contest and a Physics Conference being held in the same hotel at the same time. (Can you imagine some of the elevator ride discussions?)