The pig bit, can Pig from “Pearls Before Swine” do that?
Hey, I can theoretically run a one-minute mile. Just don’t ask me about reality.
You can run, but you can’t escape becoming bacon, Pig!
At the finish line: Does anyone else smell bacon, or is it just me.
Anyone with a Phd. is smart enough to refuse to run for President. When they tried to get Condolezza Rice to run for Pres., she said “No way.”
What’s so bad about skulls? Each of us is inside of one.
Clinton and Obama held Juris Doctor degrees. Cousin Woodrow was the only one to hold a PhD.
Because pigs don’t sweat they overheat and could die if they run too much.
Not information I needed to know
And with a PhD in political science, Wilson was still a racist, misogynist bigot.
President Trump is fixing the ills of the country – and he doesn’t have a doctorate… he just has our votes!
When I was a kid, Dad took us to a stadium for 4th of July. Preceding the fireworks, there were various contests for us to watch. One of them, a greased pig would get a head start, and people would try to catch it.
let’s see at the academy I only had to run 1.5 miles in 15 minutes, that’s only 5 mph. Hmmm I guess not all “pigs” are created equal.
Believe it or not, in the legal courts of the USA, defendants swear on Bibles! (Does that make any more sense?)
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
The pig bit, can Pig from “Pearls Before Swine” do that?
Leroy almost 6 years ago
Hey, I can theoretically run a one-minute mile. Just don’t ask me about reality.
Gent almost 6 years ago
You can run, but you can’t escape becoming bacon, Pig!
J Short almost 6 years ago
At the finish line: Does anyone else smell bacon, or is it just me.
J Short almost 6 years ago
Anyone with a Phd. is smart enough to refuse to run for President. When they tried to get Condolezza Rice to run for Pres., she said “No way.”
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
What’s so bad about skulls? Each of us is inside of one.
The sly dog almost 6 years ago
Clinton and Obama held Juris Doctor degrees. Cousin Woodrow was the only one to hold a PhD.
JaneCl almost 6 years ago
Because pigs don’t sweat they overheat and could die if they run too much.
Aliveandwell almost 6 years ago
Not information I needed to know
Teto85 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
And with a PhD in political science, Wilson was still a racist, misogynist bigot.
sousamannd almost 6 years ago
President Trump is fixing the ills of the country – and he doesn’t have a doctorate… he just has our votes!
Jogger2 almost 6 years ago
When I was a kid, Dad took us to a stadium for 4th of July. Preceding the fireworks, there were various contests for us to watch. One of them, a greased pig would get a head start, and people would try to catch it.
R.R.Bedford almost 6 years ago
let’s see at the academy I only had to run 1.5 miles in 15 minutes, that’s only 5 mph. Hmmm I guess not all “pigs” are created equal.
Spock almost 6 years ago
Believe it or not, in the legal courts of the USA, defendants swear on Bibles! (Does that make any more sense?)