Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 18, 2018

QUACK …!

Gummy worms are a tough nutrient once inside your head, and bears inside Chicago.

Gummy goats allowed inside Wrigley Field.

That’s just ducky.

FDA and Huggee Bear Prostate Supplements?

Not a food item. Only a supplement. No regulated ingredients. Like a dog park. No leashes. High fences.

Nah, let the free market regulate them! I bet there isn’t any misinformation out there about gummy vitamins.

My pharmacist told me they don’t absorb well in the body (or something like that) and are a waste of money.

The FDA have a lot of other stuff on their plate. I guess.

Do they regulate ducky vitamins?

Duck! It’s a flying Gummy! Get down! Oh well, we’re all billed anyway. lol, etc…

But ought to do so.

So duck the issue, already.

MMMMM CBD gummies

What about Gumby Vitamins?

Just to be serious for a moment (is that possible?), some vitamins, like A, can be harmful if you take too much. So vitamin A supplements with candy can lure kids into an overdose. Lots of quackery around vitamins. Best to talk to an expert, or find one online.

“Pop a Chocks!”

What do you call a duck with no teeth?

Only for the duckiest of ducks…duck, a flying hockey puck…

And your point is? Gummy vitamins are too much like Gummy Bears (also Worms, etc.) for my taste anyway. I take my vitamins in pill and/or gel-cap form, just as the Hulkster used to tell me to, back when he was purportedly munching steroids….