Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 05, 2019

Why, indeed?

There’s so little to say about puns, I think I can take this moment to call attention to a fellow cartoonist in distress.

http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/01/01

Alright, we’re going to see Florence again!

That’s a rather different interpretation of date night!

“Right. Let me put that date in my diary.”

Maybe next time Florence could convince LSH to go on a date with her.

The date will hatch, and out will come a tiny unicorn, Florence’s “daughter.”

Maybe Florence just took the expression “on a date” literally.

The object will be so worn out, it will need to go to a date spa.

But Marigold, you’re a sister too.

Why DO sisters do anything? That’s what I ask about my sister (and her friends) every day!

Good question. Two sisters and I don’t know the answer. Of course, I could say “Why do brothers do anything?”, I have two of those also and don’t know the answer unless it is “to pi$$ off your sisters.”

Not “with who?”, but “with whom?” Why are people embarrassed to use “whom”?

I am now convinced that Simpson is using copy-and-paste more than ever before.

It looks someone forgot Marigold’s sister has a boyfriend.

Just in case anyone is interested: https://www.science.org/content/article/ancient-palm-resurrected-2000-year-old-seed

It would have to be a pretty big date for a unicorn to sit on it. :P