Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 22, 2018

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    Bill Thompson  almost 6 years ago

    From “The Adventures of Spot the Savior.”

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    Your choice of gaudy Cracker-Jacks trinkets unknown to Millenials.

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    ransomknotts  almost 6 years ago

    Must we be subjected to such blatant displays of public affection? (See forked-goateed Savior holding grotesquely clubby hand of nippleless and bellybuttonless maiden behind said forked-goateed Savior).

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 6 years ago

    Tonight’s presentation will be naked belly dancing with the stars.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    That’s a really bad case of leopardsy he has… or maybe it’s spotted fever… or he’s ticked…

    Or, if that is a halo, Holy Spot!

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    6turtle9  almost 6 years ago

    Yeah! It’s Frog Applause and chill time! Oh look, it’s “Scott ‘Spot’ the Savior VS. Satan Clause.” Classic! Somebody pass the bag of rectum rinds. Who wants a hot buttered rum?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    These Renuzit commercials are getting more and more realistic.

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    Bill Thompson  almost 6 years ago

    Someone is having a harrowing experience.

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    Radish...   almost 6 years ago

    Bizarro Jesus giving everyone leprosy, Ramen!

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    No one looks very happy coming out of the maw of that dragon-y thing. What were they doing in there without any clothes on?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    There’s something to be said for getting off on an unplanned floor.

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    Ray*C  almost 6 years ago

    Another Otezla commercial? “Show more of you.”

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    St. George 1 – Dragon 0

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    @6turtle9

    Is Pia Zadora available to reprise her childhood role?

    I’ll have a rum, and keep ’em coming.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    The halls of malls filled with kiosks of death and destruction … and to all a good sale ….

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 6 years ago

    Beads from adjacent factory sown into our savior’s skin is very Polynesian… Native girls and guys named Dick and Jane will make spots appear.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    From the Maw of Hell, Adam and Eve were plucked by the bloodied Savior. It’s a medieval trope, found in so many manuscripts like this probably Spanish one, but also and more gloriously in Byzantine iconography, such as famously the Anastasis in the funerary chapel of the Church of the Savior in Chora, Constantinople (it’s Istanbul now; nobody’s business but the Turks) the Kariye Camii.

    But I forget myself; this is Froglandia. So here is something funny for FA: something funny, blah, blah, blah, something lame, blah, blah, etc….

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    cooganm Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Hieronymus Bosch in one of his lighter moments

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    The Old Wolf  almost 6 years ago

    They’ll make anything in China.

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    INGSOC   almost 6 years ago

    Hands-on proficiency guided with your deity’s favored weapon..

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Nothing new here. Maybe it’s like, you know, Christmas Eve eve….

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