Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2019

Just in case Zebra decides not to cooperate, crocodiles do practice cannibalism.

try a different approach, Larry and his crocodile brethren

Does this mean that zebra is perfectly safe during other meal times such as breakfast and dinner?

Zebra needs a wall instead of a hedge to keep out those foreigners.

Zeeba not impressed by Larry’s zest for efficiency!

Mmmm, me hungry for Zeeba sandwich!

As I said the other day …. A zebra in every pot ! Croc Power !

Larry, feeding you is not all that productive.

YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!!

just send trump in he will build wall between zebra and the crocs

Zebra, you are nothing but a right wing Nazi. You have no right to build a hedge between your property and the gators’ property. They are political refugees, escaping from oppression, slavery, and fear of losing their lives. You need to understand and give to help these underprivileged gators to have a better life, and stop being selfish. And, only loving liberals have the right to build hedges, fences, or barriers around our homes, and have armed people to protect us from people like you Zebra. So, shame on you Zebra.

Yay Crocs and Zeeba!!

Hey Larry, You Russin – No?

Crocs, and Zeeba neighba for a another week. YAY!

Theeze Es’ my vavoreets!

Bring back the Crocs!

I love the crocs.

I wish my neighbors were delicious.

Thanks for the CROC’s return!

Crocs!

Croc Power!

Yes! More zeeba neighba please.

One of the modern day lies: that Native Americans used all parts of what they killed and were amazing stewards of the environment. Like all primitive peoples they used what was useful and left the rest for scavengers and bacteria. Note that they would drive herds of bison over a cliff but couldn’t use even a fraction of the meat and hides from the many bison killed.

Modern methods are much more efficeint in the use of the animal products.

Glad to see the crocs and zebras again. But, I have always been confused. I thought crocs and zebras were in Africa, not the USA.

You have to understand something basic about Stefan. See 1/14/2017 for understandment.

Definition: Z-bra,- the largest size you can get.

I’m still trying to figure out what accent that is…french? African? Russian?

Larry has become the classic overly talkative, not quickly killing, arch-villain—right down to the “foreign” accent….

And that’s a wrap!

Hasn’t been enough of the Crocs lately…

Yeah…C’mon, Larry…Share!!

Wouldn’t the “swamp” pay for anything to do with the Crocs?

Hurray! It’s been too long since I’ve seen the words “zeeba neighba.”

So Larry identifies as a native American? Since the American Crocodile (Crocodylus acutus) is native to south Florida, shouldn’t the crocs be speaking in a Southern accent?

At least he doesn’t let anything go to waste.