Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 07, 2019

Believe it or not, they forgot the color today.

I wonder if that’s why the dinosaurs died out—The moist towelettes came too late. I must go to that museum and find out!

Since King Louis the XIV of France lived his entire life in the 18th century it would seem to me rather difficult for a person living in the 17th century to eat his heart.

It’s an error, of course. Buckland lived most of his life in the 19th century.

If it’s an estimated 100,00 miles of blood vessels in the adult body, how many are in a CHILD’S body?

Where’s the color?

One of my most vivid memories about the circulatory system was a World Book we had in my classroom in elementary school. It told me that, if the blood vessels of one person were stretched out into one line, it would go from New York to Sydney, Australia 5 times.

That one also said Truman was president, even though it was during the Kennedy administration, but encyclopedias do cost money…

You’re so artery, I bet you thought this song was about you.

The vein bit is believe it not to me!

After which, Buckland reportedly said, “Hmm…needs gallic.”

A museum of moist towelettes? Seriously? Can you get any more boring?

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/moist-towelette-museum

We always called them “Wet Naps” (maybe a brand name?)

Bet those Moist Towelettes are no longer moist!

Black and white? Classic! ;)

It is just down the street from the Museum of Lens Cleaning Tissues…