Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 08, 2019

We’re doomed!

What fools these mortals be ….. Fry and Lewis plug your butts you are producing gas !

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/could-termites-be-the-worlds-terminators-a-humble-forest-insect-may-be-emitting-dangerous-amounts-of-1394135.html

With the end of the solar cycle that heats up the earth, we should start seeing cooler temps around the world.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2018/04/05/documents-show-shell-foresaw-climate-change-three-decades-ago-and-knew-how-big-its-own-contribution-was/

“A Dutch journalist has uncovered Royal Dutch Shell documents as old as 1988 that showed the oil company understood the gravity of climate change, the company’s large contribution to it and how hard it would be to stop it.

The 1988 report titled “The Greenhouse Effect” calculated that the Shell group alone was contributing 4 percent of global carbon-dioxide emissions through its oil, natural gas and coal products. “By the time global warming becomes detectable it could be too late to take effective countermeasures to reduce the effects or even to stabilize the situation,” the report warned."

But remember, the science is still inconclusive about cigarettes causing cancer!

Oh… wait….

Hammy’s are pine scented.

In our bible study last week we discussed “does God have a sense of humor?” “sure”, said one guy, “He invented the fart”.

Cow burps are actually considered to be a major contributor to methane in the atmosphere.

Pharts are phunny

According to the British Antarctic Survey, Antarctica’s temperatures have risen by 2.8°C (5°F) over the past 50 years, considerably faster than the planet as a whole. (2015)

I come here for the yuks,….. not politics. Squirrels’ arms are not long enough to make them effective tree-huggers. Keep the politics to the editorial pages, … please.

About 8 hours ago Mudd said,

+10 <3. Yes.