Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 29, 2018

For laundering instructions?

There’s lots of stuff you can do to the other side.

Lift … and separate. Oh, wait …

My Favorite Part™ was the arrows.

Baby’s got back !

makes two=3

I need to know the exchange rate here. Last time I checked, an entire eternity was worth like, two cents.

BO very bothersome ork very annoying bothersomeannoying=?

trying

In all reality, is this really necessary …? Of corset is …!

[rim shot]

Is “read” some sort of euphemism of which I am unaware?

Who is the butt of the joke here? Or is the butt but the joke?

Does this comic strip make my butt look big?

So that’s why the frog crossed the road.

I am terribly confused! Which side is “the other side”?

Left glut; right glut; full backal gluts; full frontal?

And what if I read the wrong message? “Size M (34-36)”? “Hand wash”? “Almost Magic Corset Co.”?

Will no one rid me of this quandary?

Made the butt very ugly back then.