Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 17, 2019

What can aliens learn from harvesting farts?

Is that the little green man you told to stick it where the sun don’t shine?

Well they have to learn sometime.

Now, this might sting a bit…

Ooooo, KINKY !!

This is wrong on so many levels.

Well, at least the kid is going to have fun.

I don’t see a Ford ANYWHERE.

When the man gets back to earth, no one will believe him.

I hope that’s the probe they use only on cows.

Interesting, the human is dressed like a Starfleet Officer.

Pucker up baby!!!

If I remember that spacecraft correctly they are on level six.

Outch!

He’s past his probationary period?

Don’t touch that, you know where it’s been!

Obamacare Protology!

Hey, mister, is that your probation officer?

That kid looks WAAAY too happy!

“I don’t think that’s going to fit.”

“That’s all right, we have universal lubricants.”