Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 28, 2019

At least they aren’t black lace-although they do look a little bit like the garters my mom used to wear to hold her silk stockings up with. They also have the suspenders but I sincerely hope there aren’t any bras.

Don’t kinkshame.

They reminded me to Al Borland. The flannel boy.

Quadruplets?

I can’t look at a lumberjack any more without thinking about Monty Python’s“I’m a Lumberjack” song.

" I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day. "

Very stylish! And supports the back as well as the family jewels!

That’s just wrong…

The perfect thing for Paul’s Onions!

The artist has obviously never worn a jock strap. That ain’t how they go!

… at the Duluth Trading Company.

Please, Dan, don’t go giving Seattle and Portland hipsters any more ideas.

Those sure don’t look like any jock straps I have ever seen! I mean, straps that go from the cup, around the legs, and don’t attach to the waist band in back?

Couldn’t just like and leave, had to drop in and say, “Yike!”