Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 10, 2019

Groan!

Try investing in some Block Ice currency.

And he dares to admit that fact? – Cool. Incredibly stupid, but cool.

I think he will have a meltdown.

That’s what happens when you haven’t used your account since the last ice age!

Ohmigawd, Pun City here.

He got a chilly reception….

But he needed liquid assets.

A three-fer! Three puns in one strip. Pastis beware!

“Your account will need a flurry of activity to avoid melting away…”

Snow people get furloughs? Too bad, as it really snowballs…

Hard currency is the best. Much better than soft slushy currency. You don’t need liquid assets, if you have cold hard cash. However we will need to call the Fed because ice is inflationary. Have I covered all the puns?

Makes perfect sense. Avoid hot prospects.

I wonder if this bank gives away toasters to new clients? Bad idea.

Don’t worry Snowman. When things warm up it will be a classic example of trickle-down economics.

Just freeze his assets.

There not a snow ball’s chance in hell he’ll get his money.