Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 18, 2019

She doesn’t need to be near the mail tree, the response will just appear on her horn.

Either that’s how mail trees work, or Marigold is forgetting the direct-to-horn system.

I bet adoptees feel the same way with wanting to know their biological parents.

Depends on what Marigold means by “fine”.

I thought her flaw was her nostrils being slightly different from each other?

Wow, Feebs—that’s pretty judgey, coming from a kid who digs around in her nostrils as much as you do.

This is a topic kids can never tire of: gross habits!

Can unicorns actually get their mouths near any of their feet? It looks like a difficult maneuver if not impossible. But then “Unicorn”.

Wonder how long unicorn mail takes to arrive.

We’ll list it among some of her other flaws that also make her a masterpiece. (We have to call them that or else we’d never be allowed to mention them in her presence at all. You know, unicorn vanity and all).

Just ask her Japanese cousin, Brilliantly Wabi Sabi.

Hoof chewing. I’ve put a few hooves in my mouth in my lifetime…